featuring a friend of mine from discord, Sora

• Sora

  This is a song
• For the ladies,
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  But fella's,
• Listen closely.
• Sora

  You don't always have to fuck her hard
• In fact sometimes that's not right to do
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  Sometimes you got to make some love
• And fuckin' give her some smooches too
• Sora

  Sometimes you've got to squeeze
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  Sometimes you've got to say please
• [unison]

  Sometimes you got to say hey
• fudgepop01

  I'm gonna fuck you, softly
• Sora

  I'm gonna screw you gently
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  I'm gonna hump you, sweetly
• Sora

  I'm gonna ball you discreetly
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  And then you say hey I brought you flowers
• And then you say wait a minute Sally
• I think I've got something in my teeth
• Could you get it out for me
• [unison]

  (That's fuckin' teamwork)
• Sora

  What's your favorite posish
• That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
• What's your favorite dish
• I'm not gonna cook it, but I'll order it from-
• [unison]

  -ZANZIBAR
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  And then I'm gonna love you completely
• Sora

  And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
• fudgepop01

  And then I'll fucking bone you completely
• Sora

  But then...
• [unison]

  I'm gonna fuck you...
• ...
• ...hard

generated with Prechoster

Pretty sure if I'd seen this movie at 17 it would've changed my life.