someone was blasting a sax-heavy instrumental cover of michael jackson’s song “billie jean” at 7:30am this sunday morning.

i looked at a listing for boots because i wanted to see if the faux leather was actually apple leather instead of plastic - totally innocent and wholesome, right?

well the seller also sold panties so now my etsy homepage is absolutely nsfw; just a grid of hole. also the boots were plastic. 😤

for over a year i've been really struggling with thyroid disease and today i finally have "beautiful bloodwork" and the growth on my thyroid is not cancer. my endocrinologist told me today "you did a great job and you're very strong" and i said "and hot and smart" and she said "that probably had nothing to do with the results but sure".