providing my android devices with enrichment by turning off automatic updates and "uninstalling" core google apps using tricks. then refusing to let any of the google apps update, ever.

I fucking HATE them. I hate the reality of phones as a platform. Don't get me wrong, the IDEA of having so much available on such a small device you can carry with you anywhere is awesome. But in practice, it's just... godawful.

Weee, ranting time!