The wife, playing VtM on a call in the other room: DIRT! DIRT! DIRT!
#morg posting
Mission: Convince my parents that visiting for my birthday isn't a good idea
Talking points: Seattle is going to be hot in August, it'll be in the 80s and we do not have A/C most places, I will not want to leave my house
My parents, lifetime spent in CA Central Valley w/ 3 degree summers: IT'LL BE IN THE 80S?
One week until I am out of here!
The thought of ever living in my hometown again makes me want to peel the flesh from my bones but I only hold positive feelings for that place. Do you understand