going to see if i do better at jump maps with 2023 banger of movie Frogman in the back ground

main menu from sigma wolf hud
frogman in mockup by Tim Bertelink

[picture of demoman tf2 looking determined while dual wielding stickylaunchers, mafia bugs bunny shading] while you were getting good grades i studied the pogo

how it feels to play tf2 jump maps for 2 to 6 hours

im finally learning how to sparrow fly

the local chat people on nessus were nice and tried to help, but ultimately the only thing that got it for me was rebinding dodge left/right to the mouse wheel. that way my left hand is only concerned with rotation, and my right hand is only concerned with dodging. doing all of that with one hand was like a little tap dance routine my brain couldn't handle.

1. jump in the air
2. summon your sparrow at the top of your jump
3. immediately start rolling left, but just a tiny bit (tap it)
4. when the bottom of your sparrow is facing right, you need to dodge right (which is "up" in world terms, making you ascend)
5. when the bottom of your sparrow is facing left, you need to dodge left (which is "up" in world terms, making you ascend)
6. do this until you run out of dodges
7. jump off your sparrow and repeat from step 2

the trick is that you have to keep tapping "roll left" occasionally to fix your rotation speed... and it really doesn't feel that consistent. it's also ideal to roll slower than you think, cuz you don't want to roll too much while your dodge is going or your momentum will go the wrong direction. it's so weird lol.

bonus: sparrows can roll with "vernier thrusters" which gives you an extra boost!! you can keep pulling sparrows from collections until you get that perk. yeah it's weird that sparrows have random rolls but can be pulled from collections...