Post-hibernation, Subject "Tawney" is to be restrained and blinded with NdYag lasers of at least 1W capacity every 60 minutes. Additionally, a phacoemulsification system shall be used to liquify both subject's lenses every 30 days.
Except under exceptional circumstances, "Tawney" must not be allowed to see her own shadow unperturbed. Deployment in combat is subject to Gubernatorial approval and the submission of a mass casualty assessment form.
By our River's course, by our great Bell's tone,
may God confuse the enemies of the Susquehanna Commonwealth.
