WHY DOES THIS FUCKING IPHONE KEEP SETTING ITSELF TO MAXIMUM VOLUME WITH NO INPUT FROM ME AND DEAFENING ME WITH NOTIFICATIONS AND PODCASTS IN MY EARPHONES. IS IT MY ENEMY?

I reduced the ringtone and alerts volume to a nice level, verified it was correct when a friend messaged me, turned off "change with buttons," friend messaged me again and it was fine, I walked into another room looking at something on the phone, same friend messages me again and it plays FOUR TIMES AS LOUD

I'm going to ram raid their stupid glass headquarters and personally chuck this fucking telephone at Tim Apple's head if this shit keeps up