cat: laying on my legs determinedly even while i try to fix how i’m laying down
me: silent but deadly fart
cat: gives me the dirtiest look and leaves
me: smells the horror that was that fart
reminds me of the fact that when i used to have a VOC monitor setup (need to fix it) i would get alerts of a spike after serious farts which would trigger my air purifier to kick on. my farts are a biohazard 