cat: laying on my legs determinedly even while i try to fix how i’m laying down

me: silent but deadly fart

cat: gives me the dirtiest look and leaves

me: smells the horror that was that fart

reminds me of the fact that when i used to have a VOC monitor setup (need to fix it) i would get alerts of a spike after serious farts which would trigger my air purifier to kick on. my farts are a biohazard

screaming in merge request dependency hell.

i have a repo that relies on a module produced by another repo and due to my own laziness (security actually but still) it is hard to deploy the repo locally. so i have to:

• open mr in module repo
• get it approved
• open mr in repo repo
• get it approved
• watch as some part i told the og author i felt iffy on (in a much further back mr) fails

now my tv swings between 100ish and fucking 350+ in heavy HDR scenes

opens twitter.

sees all sorts of shit in a community i orbit.

it’s literally like every time i open that app i am greeted with some community i pay attention to yelling at each other.

the algorithm is truly powerful