I think the only acceptable narrative (“narrative”) use of the fact that orbulon was on earth for 1000 years is letting him do like maters tall tales esque descriptions of historical events so that every time someone brings one up he can be like “OH YES. I WAS THERE.” but in really stupid ways like the building of the leaning tower of pisa (he crashed into it) or the first french empire (accidentally pissed off the bunnies that attacked napoleon)

If it isnt obvious by now i really enjoy this pretend funny dynamic i see in my mind where orbulon’s bunny minions are a legion of hyper intelligent creatures that opted to keep this bumbling would-be alien invader in tow solely to 1) keep him from destroying the world and 2) keep him from destroying himself. The first part is easy becayse he is so easily distracted that he’s been essentially procrastinating an earth takeover for over 1000 years but just taking care of this thing is so freaking hard. He’s their weird class pet project and he doesnt even know it. He thinks he’s their boss