I guess I can get a PS-90 if I pretty-please the RCMP, but they're ridonk expensive :(
There's something satisfying tho about a race of apes on a planet that haven't even accomplished crewed interstellar travel yet, let alone interplanetary travel, but they have mastered throwing little bits of metal super-duper fast at things and people they don't like...
And then they find an ancient techno-hula hoop that creates spacetime slip-n-slides, and they get loose into the cosmos and go toe to toe with one of the most ancient and advanced civilisations the galaxy has ever had the displeasure to be infected by, and these ape guys are mopping the floor with them somehow, and everyone is like wtf?
Like, if this were Star Trek, this would be a nightmare Prime Directive scenario of a pre-warp species asserting its power on the galactic stage.
I seem to recall there was a sci-fi book or short story where a bunch of templar guys or crusaders or whatever, they were Christian assholes, but they got ahold of a spaceship and immediately started trying to convert aliens. Wish I could remember the name of it.