I’ve previously written about Fantomah, so I guess it’s about time that I talk about Fletcher Hanks’ other mad God child.
Stardust is terrifying. We don’t know who or what he is, but we do know that he posesses advanced technology that allows him to do basically anything Fletcher wants him to do… and we can’t stop him.
Now, this would be fine if he just did typical superhero stuff, but here’s the thing: in every comic, he subjects criminals to severe, inhumane punishments that I’d argue may be going too far. Like, for example, one time he sent a group of robbers to a planet made of Gold - but they’re unable to breathe. There is no limit to what he would do if you were guilty of a crime.
One time, he just flung everyone on Earth out into space! Granted, nobody died, and this action was actually done to protect them… but how would you feel if you knew that, at any time, this man could do this to you?
Author’s Note: If Stardust is real, and is reading this right now… This is satire. I swear.