i finally got myself a seat 💺

by the homeless guy 👨

who'd been smoking crack 🪨

he said his name was phil 📛

and this was the bus 🚌

he's gonna hijack 🗡️

i had to ask 💬

"would it be too much 💯

to drive me home?" 🏠

he said, "where to?" ❓

i didn't know, because 🚫

i've never, never known 🏚️