i finally got myself a seat πΊ
by the homeless guy π¨
who'd been smoking crack πͺ¨
he said his name was phil π
and this was the bus π
he's gonna hijack π‘οΈ
i had to ask π¬
"would it be too much π―
to drive me home?" π
he said, "where to?" β
i didn't know, because π«
i've never, never known ποΈ