heres all the tags i use so i can get to em easy
#look at my chosts boy: my """"best"""" posts
#remastered for a new audience: my best posts from tumblr that i just HAD to show you all
#my stories: my short stories
#ask: my ask tag
#pics of me: lil ol meeee ::3333
#visions from angels: any time my friend angel says anything and i chost it
Gabriel took me on THE BEST DATE EVER!!!!!!!! He took me to the ULTRAKILL Credits Museum!!!!!!!!
I've wanted to go ever since I was a little bot!! I can't believe how amazing he is 🥹 I only got a few pictures cause I just couldn't look away from his beautiful face!! But I couldn't NOT capture at least some moments of this day so we can look back at it when we're older 🥰🥰 so here's some of the highlights 😁
Here he is in front of the statue of the CEO of New Blood! (Also hes so tall 🥵 HES ALL MINE LADIES YOU CANT HAVE HIM!!)
Our first stop was, of course, himself 🤣 you know sometimes I think he's his own favorite person, but I can't really blame him since hes mine too 🥰😍
And since we were there, we decided to pay Minos a visit 😝 I kept telling Gabriel to get down from there and that we are gonna get in trouble but I can't say no to a face like that 🥰🥰 but you can't tell anyone 🤫🫣
Suck it Minos you big ol nerd!!!!!!!! 😝😝😝😝
Next he took me to see the aquarium, probably one of the most romantic things a man can take you to 🥰🥰 He was cracking me up with all this talk about a size 2 fish that I felt like a fish out of water I could barely breath 🤣 If you are gonna stay with someone for the rest of your lives, make sure its with someone with a sense of humor ☺️😚
We then went to see a movie. I thought it was kinda boring (I mean. The movies about me 🙄😝) but he made it pretty fun if you know what I mean 😉🤭🥵
We couldn't sit through the whole movie with all our fooling around so we decided to go have some fun in the bathroom (No pics you perverts!! But I will say it was Amazing 🥵😵💫)
Then we got to go on a picnic with Hakita himself!!!! 😲🤯😵💫 Gabriel seemed unimpressed but Hakita's been my hero since I was a little bot so I was starstruck. I probably majorly embarrassed myself but I don't care 😝 How many people get the chance to meet their hero??
AND a surprise visit from kitty???? Look at that adorable face 🥺🥺 Could this day get any better?? Gabriel tried to pet it but the cat hissed at him 😢 He tried to hide it but I could tell he was a little hurt by it. Even after all this my beautiful strong man has a soft side 🤗🥺
Yes Gabriel, I do 🥹🥺They have a little gazebo for mock weddings and I practically had to drag him there but I could tell thathe appreciated the gesture. And all of your favorite characters from Ultrakill were there too!! God I hope one day we can have our real wedding here 🥰🥹
After that Gabriel took me to see a sight I could only dream of 😍 Technically we aren't supposed to be here, but it was so beautiful and Gabriel was so amazing, it made me feel like a teenager again, breaking rules for love 🥰🥰
Gabriel, I love you. You make me the happiest bot in hell. Just one day with you beats a million lifetimes in heaven, and I can't wait to spend the rest of our lives together.
Anonymous User asked: extremely cursed concept just for you: alex yiik forcefem, with accompanying commentary
"Alex! The Golden Alpaca is out to get us!! Hes trying to sever your connection to your mind dungeon and, in turn, soulspace itself!! Quick, to strengthen your mind dungeon and make your connection to soulspace unbreakable, we need to make you your ultimate self!! Here, put on this dress and put these pills under your tongue, and I'll do your makeup!!!! THERES NO TIME!!!!!!!!"
Those were the words of my good friend Vella not too long ago. At the time i didn't question anything, she seemed so certain, what place did i have to object. So many odd things have been happening recently, like the meteor with my face on it, or Proto-Michael, or my constant totally not creepy dreams of the Esentia-2000, i mean whos to argue with breaking some gender roles, its almost the new millennium. We should be getting with the times.
But as she was doing my makeup, me sitting on my bed, clad in pink and white striped thigh highs that made my thighs look bigger than they actually were, the frilly dress swaying in the breeze coming from the open window, the pills dissolving under my tongue, i wonder, why.
Why this feels like such a big deal.
Why everyone doesnt try it.
Why it took me so long.
Vella is moving onto my eye liner, i can practically feel her breath on my face. Man, she could use a piece of gum right now. but im not gonna say that. It would ruin the moment. A moment that seems to stretch into infinity. I can feel myself walking the halls of gender nonconformity, feeling the watchful glares of the paintings of those who do not wish me to be here, but the light at the end of the hallway is infinitely more promising than anything they could offer me.
"Alright Alexa im almost done here"
A- Alexa? Did she just call me- Alexa?? Wha-what is this feeling in my chest, i- i dont understand. It feel like- like my whole life has been leading up to this. Not the esentia 2000, or the mind dungeons or soulspace or any of that. But this, this right here. As i sit, my dear friend Vella putting the finishing touches on my make up, the pills under my tongue fully dissolved, i realize what a big step this really was, what may change from here on out. I finally know what its all been for, what its all been leading up to.
I can finally kiss rory.
ok this was a post on my tumblr that i really fucking liked so im making you all see it by remastering it here >::3
REMASTERED FOR A NEW AUDIENCE!!!!!!!!
