dude i am getting so much cosplay work done you have no idea

but once I'm back in time, I'm going to use my futuristic knowledge of karate to chop the fuck out of ancient Europe, and by so doing, prevent all of this from ever happening.

I need your support, friends.

"Is not the Christian God simply a time traveling karate expert with a glib view of mankind?"

I am willing to change my name to Sweet Baby Inc. and allow the company to use my legal name. By the time I’m caught and the mob realizes they’ve been bamboozled, the real Sweet Baby Inc. will be far away!