Guy at Microsoft who names the XBOXes: "I'm for sure gonna win the 'worst way to name an incremental series of items' competition!! Who could hope to outmatch me??"

The guy who names generations:

There's a frankly shocking amount of times where I'll read something talking about race, and quietly think in the back of my head "ah yeah, this applies/doesnt apply to me, given im white"

Then 2 minutes pass and I think "wait, im literally not."

(I think a part of me has, unfortunately, learned to think of whiteness as a sort of 'default', and given my lack of any strong connection to either American or Chinese culture, I just sorta forget about it.)

"I keep all my razor blades in this box. I don't need to use it very often, though - its kind of an edge case"