"Our top story tonight: 2 weeks after protestors took down and destroyed the local statue of Confederate War hero 'Slaveowner Johnson', city officials are stunned to find a new statue has taken its place. Parkgoers this morning were greeted by a 7 foot tall, solid bronze statue of a busty fox woman, where the previous statue one stood. A new plaque affixed to the pedestal identified the statue as being the work of a local artist, with a link to their caard engraved alongside."

Watched a city hall meeting remotely tonight, feels nice to see people discuss local issues in person. Even the people I disagreed with, it felt like something was actually happening, y'know.

Cyberdecks are objectively silly and unnecessary in the long run, but my god if they don't speak to some desire I have for silly, chunky electronics

"Honestly, man? You're being unreasonable. I don't wanna make this a big argument but, you're not even trying to see things from my perspective. And frankly? I find it disingenuous. This isn't even the first time this has happened, either, I just never wanted to like... kick the hornets nest, as it were. So I'm just gonna ask, one more time: Why really don't you wanna watch my 3 hour Roblox snuff film? Huh?"