"Honestly, man? You're being unreasonable. I don't wanna make this a big argument but, you're not even trying to see things from my perspective. And frankly? I find it disingenuous. This isn't even the first time this has happened, either, I just never wanted to like... kick the hornets nest, as it were. So I'm just gonna ask, one more time: Why really don't you wanna watch my 3 hour Roblox snuff film? Huh?"

"Everyone put your hands together for superglue!"

One loud, single clap

Panicked confusion