Im 14 and this is deep

-Last words from boy sucked into Mariana trench

Aw, hell. Found something that could be a roach in my apartment.

Shoutout to those animated weight loss banner ads from the early 2000s for doing irreparable damage to my developing child psyche.

One of those days where strictly speaking things have been going pretty well, but oughghg. Oujghghgh.