Sure, the Sonic 3 movie is coming out soon. But they're rushing it to make the holiday season and it'll only be half a movie. They'll release the second half later as a double feature.

for a bard-ish character that's a comedian and ventriloquist instead of a musician

she has a dummy named felas, and ends most of her jokes with "amirite felas?"

"Bro, you still havent done the dishes, they're just sitting there in the sink water!"

Roommate about to invent 'letting it soak': "Oh, you havent heard?" 😏

Humans invented trains, because it satisfies the primal hunan desire to sit in the guts of a large worm, as it moves through the dirt at high speed.