for a bard-ish character that's a comedian and ventriloquist instead of a musician

she has a dummy named felas, and ends most of her jokes with "amirite felas?"

"Bro, you still havent done the dishes, they're just sitting there in the sink water!"

Roommate about to invent 'letting it soak': "Oh, you havent heard?" 😏

Humans invented trains, because it satisfies the primal hunan desire to sit in the guts of a large worm, as it moves through the dirt at high speed.

according to the phenomena of galactic carcinisation, all nebulae will eventually become the crab nebula