"Bro, you still havent done the dishes, they're just sitting there in the sink water!"

Roommate about to invent 'letting it soak': "Oh, you havent heard?" 😏

Humans invented trains, because it satisfies the primal hunan desire to sit in the guts of a large worm, as it moves through the dirt at high speed.

according to the phenomena of galactic carcinisation, all nebulae will eventually become the crab nebula