you come to my TED talk and i open my mouth like i’m about to say something but then i close my mouth and sit down and take off my pants and start jorkin it

when clowns get aroused their penis inflates to an absurdly large length before popping off & the clowns tie them up like balloon animals

🎶 Bad Wolf Bad Wolf
Whatcha gonna do
Whatcha gonna do
when the sheep shears you 🎶