Tell them being vored is like putting on a hot, wet, full body pressure vest

It's not quite at the same tier as ASD call-out as the diagram I made, but it is pretty close.

medieval joss whedon art like: "lo, twas an Occurance"

Me: *Saunters up to a pair who are obviously a couple. Leans on the bar attempting far too hard to look cool*

Me: So... Which one of you is the evil pirate, and which one is the goody-goody genie?

*I am immediately launched into the sun for my crimes*