I require your help once more. My second-cousin twice removed Gullian has stolen all of my linking books. He is feeding them all to a machine that creates a “large language model” from the ages written in the books. He has made some truly dogwater ages this way. I mean really. There’s one with man-sized pill bugs that roll around like donuts flying out of a coffee shop. How can you make a puzzle out of that? You can’t. There’s no infrastructure project to be made.

Here, take this linking book. Go to the Computer Age and put a stop to Gullian’s machine!

Phorm: Here now, under protest, is 'Monday Morning'.

Phorm: We know a little place on the planet Earth, where another week of toil and suffering lead to fueling the finest capitalist sy- This is a lot of shit, you know that? You want one more?

Director A: I do, actually...

Phorm: More on 'Finest Capitalist'?

Director B: You- you missed the first 'Captialist', actually completely.

Phorm: What do you mean, missed it?

Director B: You're emphasizing 'toil and suffering' wh-

Phorm: But you can't emphasize 'Capitalist', that's like wanting me to emphasize 'great' before 'Competition'. Come on, fellas, you're losing your heads!

2024 will for sure be the year of the GNU Hurd desktop. It'll be installed on 120% of all computers by the end of the year.