Phorm: Here now, under protest, is 'Monday Morning'.

Phorm: We know a little place on the planet Earth, where another week of toil and suffering lead to fueling the finest capitalist sy- This is a lot of shit, you know that? You want one more?

Director A: I do, actually...

Phorm: More on 'Finest Capitalist'?

Director B: You- you missed the first 'Captialist', actually completely.

Phorm: What do you mean, missed it?

Director B: You're emphasizing 'toil and suffering' wh-

Phorm: But you can't emphasize 'Capitalist', that's like wanting me to emphasize 'great' before 'Competition'. Come on, fellas, you're losing your heads!

2024 will for sure be the year of the GNU Hurd desktop. It'll be installed on 120% of all computers by the end of the year.

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