I just started watching Twin Peaks and boy howdy was that a mistake because in every episode so far someone goes to the diner and orders a slice of pie and it’s a beautiful-looking berry-filled pie slice and the character eating the pie always makes a point of saying “holy smokes this is the best fucking pie I’ve ever had in my life I’m practically cumming this pie is so good.” In the episodes where that doesn’t happen they’re in the police station where a truly immaculate table-wide spread of donuts has been laid out and everybody’s eating the donuts and talking about how good the donuts are. So now here I am sitting home alone with a violent craving for some kind of dessert and trying to rationalize DoorDashing something sugary even though I have no job and I know for a fact that the exact things that would hit the spot right now are full of dairy which I am allergic to. (They also say that stuff about coffee but I don’t like coffee so I’m immune to that)

do you think it'd be okay if I assigned my entire moral and political belief structure onto them without their consent and then get really mad when they deviate from it?