I don't care how dated it is. I don't care how Denis Leary is the bad guy. I don't give two shits that it was basically trying to cash in on being a vehicle for toys that never really materialized! It was fun, oh god, I loved it.

Plus, to be fair, the line "You've got some guts! Let's see what they look like," goes way fucking harder than it deserves.

this guy is just what happens when footballs and poppins get together and wanna sell a bunch of merch. he isn't real!! he lives just in a computer and the silver screen. so in parts of ways i guess he's like me?? only in your computer?? dang. lots of complex philosophical threads to coax outta the porch. that's messed up. anyway, he isn't for actual a guy, so like... a pond is probly a numbertwo bestfavourites made up animal okayBYE

but the founders want you to stunt double for christopher walken

you just hate fun

Enter Sandman is not only fine but it's good
and one reason is that without Enter Sandman, we wouldn't have

THIS
https://youtu.be/1NnWpwCusNs?si=o3iV_HOdFLvLAzmV

you know it's sad but true

I CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING?