"I'm trying to think of a subtle way to tell my supervisor that something should be another depts job, and making us do it has put us 300 faxes behind. The problem is I have all the subtly of truck-kun bearing down on an isekai protagonist."

IT'S A LITTLE PURPLE THING. OR MAUVE? WHAT'S THE WORD? MORE RICH THAN BURGUNDY BUT NOT AS BRIGHT AS MAGENTA? EGGBUG! THEY LOVE IT, COOP, I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT BEFORE. IT'S ALWAYS SMILING. I THINK YOU COULD REALLY GET JAZZED UP OVER IT.