GOOGIE.

Google Googie architecture. It's basically perfect. You know how the Sims 1 soundtrack sounds? You know how a retro diner looks when it all snaps into place just the right way but there isn't a jukebox or a glittery red bar stool in sight? You're on the right track. Basically, in the event I am ever a deity, my domain will look as though a roadside motel built in 1966 forcibly erupted over the place.

white people when THE GHOST SHIP SHOWS UP!!!

my pronouns change fizzbuzz style so you better start counting

i honestly can’t believe there are “leftists” out there who think they can achieve socialism even without breaking into people’s homes and eating their used paper towels