i pledge allegiance
to the fag
of the united gays of america¹

1. the continent

hey was it just me as a kid that was fucking terrified of peter gabriel music videos

I have made this joke before, but:

If you tie a micro into your laces, it's shoebari.

goats were put on the earth to teach physics HUMILITY. oh that's a nice law of gravity you've got there, who's gonna enforce that shit if i just 360 noscope fuckn kickflip a kid on a vertical slope??