hey was it just me as a kid that was fucking terrified of peter gabriel music videos

I have made this joke before, but:

If you tie a micro into your laces, it's shoebari.

goats were put on the earth to teach physics HUMILITY. oh that's a nice law of gravity you've got there, who's gonna enforce that shit if i just 360 noscope fuckn kickflip a kid on a vertical slope??

one of the more puzzling moves Filoni et Story Group have been doing is keeping Quinlan Vos in play; most recently he showed up in Obi Wan Kenobi as having been through dramatically-inert underground star path that Leia + Ben go through.

What if they make him the Joruus C'Baoth of their new Heir to the Empire trilogy? Crazy clones seems off the table due to Sequel Trilogy reasons; Ray Stevens was probably supposed to be in that role - Baalen Skal or whatever - but what if the cantankerous dark jedi surfed and maybe fucked too close to the sun?

like you can even work the "make him sexy" angle in there and have him be sufficiently point break-era keanu-esque. or fuck: make him mall goth like The Crow