one of the more puzzling moves Filoni et Story Group have been doing is keeping Quinlan Vos in play; most recently he showed up in Obi Wan Kenobi as having been through dramatically-inert underground star path that Leia + Ben go through.

What if they make him the Joruus C'Baoth of their new Heir to the Empire trilogy? Crazy clones seems off the table due to Sequel Trilogy reasons; Ray Stevens was probably supposed to be in that role - Baalen Skal or whatever - but what if the cantankerous dark jedi surfed and maybe fucked too close to the sun?

like you can even work the "make him sexy" angle in there and have him be sufficiently point break-era keanu-esque. or fuck: make him mall goth like The Crow

imagine you create an entire device whose singular purpose is to crush steam into submission it fucking sucks to be a train and it can hate you

"but mack what about electric trains" THAT'S JUST LIGHTNING BONDAGE, ENERGY SHOULD BE FREE i am a licensed scientist

woah!! holy deleteo, animal fans. it's been a hot minute!! science guys has found, like, twelve kinds of new animals and i haven't been paying attention!! so we gotta get this grundle train moving again. get your shoulder behind it and push so i can tell you about the stevecoogan!! the cooter is a flying type of byeurd that has a crazybig beak, like probably the biggest honker in all of nature we know about. a beeper that big is good for one thing. you know what i mean. penetration. those brightly coloured banana faces is good for spearing through the skin of fruits and probably even vegtetables to get to the juicy stuff inside. but you know what else kinda juicy stuff they like to eat?? you won't guess. it's messed up. other byeurds baby byeurds. yeah!! SO NOW YOU KNOW THAT. the newtons got a super bright beak so other flying type guys can see them coming and understand the meaning of fear. not just funny guys now huh!! but they poop the seeds they eat all kinds of places and keep the rainforests growing strong and healthy, so. swings and roundabounds, you know?? anyway that's why teetons is numberone bestfavourite animal okayBYE