From now on, whenever someone exasperates me, I won't swear or get upset. Instead I'm just going to exclaim:

"That does it! You're out of the tontine!"

Executive dysfunction doesn't exist. The executive function just gets culled (becomes invisible and intangible) when you're not looking at it

no i will not replace it with 'must'. the flow is wrong. the vibe would be off. go away clippy, you don't get it

a yinglet yogurt dip would be called zhatzhiki