• those who seek jank
• those who live for cry
  and
• those who can read the back of a pizza box

Those are the three.

And them…?

They were a true dipshit

Nintendo took such a big misstep, when they gave Tom Nook actual clothes, instead of having him run around in his slutty little apron.

scientists have isolated the gene that makes you become a eugenicist and are somewhat torn as to what to do with this

I just got an idea for a horrible keyboard layout. It has no keys for voiced consonants; instead, you’ll have to hold a new Shift key called “Voice” and the respective unvoiced consonant. So, Voice key + t = d; Voice key + Shift + t = D, &c.