Full list below; but first a disclaimer - I have only played the first two games, so if the third added more it's not possible for me to care --- ### ATLAS - A

- Ded killy!

- Lots o'dakka!

- Shiny!

- Real 'spensive

- A gun for the Warboss

### BANDIT - B+

- Cheap!

- Good dakka!

- Dead 'ard scribblin's on 'em!

- The gun for the average ork!

### DAHL - C

- Green, which is best!

- 'Spensive

- No full-auto

- A gun for Stormboyz

### ERIDIAN - WEIRD

- Shiny!

- Ded killy!

- Right weird

- A gun for weirdboyz

### HYPERION - D

- Fancy gubbins

- Not much dakka

- Not that killy

- Real 'spensive

- A gun for Freebooter gitz

### JAKOBS - C-

- Ded killy!

- No dakka at all

- Made of wood

- Breaks easy

- A gun for grots that don't fear recoil

### MALIWAN - C

- Well shiny!

- Shiny bullets!

- Right weird

- Not that killy

- 'Spensive

- A sidearm for Bad Moons with too many teef

### S&S MUNITIONS - A

- Lots o'dakka!

- No, seriously, hold that trigger down

- Wow, it's still firing, eh?

- Ooh, some of those shells are shiny!

- A gun for whatever lucky git can find it

### TEDIORE - D+

- REAL cheap!

- Throw 'em and they blow up!

- Not killy at all otherwise

- You look like a right git not just throwing the fully-loaded gun at someone

- Guns for grots

### TORGUE - A+

- Zog me, these ones shoot explosions!

- Zog this review, I'm taking this one

- A gun for me, and no one else

### VLADOF - GOOD I GUESS

- Lots o'dakka

- Doesn't shoot explosions

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