Do you want to know what the second-person singular pronoun is in English? Read the second word of this sentence. If you want to know any other pronouns go fuck yourself

You may be wondering who the coolest most specialest person ever is. Well I can tell you. Read the fourteenth word

"tripe" sounds less like a food and more like something Scooby Doo would yell

Me: Teff's hair should be soft. Silken. Almost impossibly so - frictionless and slick, but also delicate to the touch.

Me: . . . Also, she can use a single strand of it like garrote wire.