it's extremely unfair that your options for experiencing zero gravity are either to go to outer space or to fly on a very specific plane that only does the thing for 30 seconds at a time. there should just be a room where you can go to float around. shouldn't be this hard.

I'm a Gerber baby

so why don't you kill me

i wish there was a site that archived old pre-internet video game reviews from magazines. i don't want to hear what some rando in the 21st century thinks of a "retro" game with "pixel art" from the 1990s. it is neither retro nor does it feature pixel art, you child!!!!111 exaggerating but i would love that site

when will they move on to Vs