#shitchosting
also: #shitpost, #shitposting, #shitchost, #shitposts
yknow the guillotine was really iconic so i propose a new execution device for the next revolution: a machine that gives you a wedgie so hard you die
me: ha ha yayyyyy babe, you're so strong when you carry meeeee
Containment Robot: [SPECIMEN SECURED. CONTAINING SPECIMEN]
me: oh gosh I love you too, thank you honey!
Containment Robot: [angry beeping]
The other scientists: for fuck's sake, fight back against that thing!
me: noooooo she hasn't even broken my legs yet...
[snap]
me: [deliriously] YAAAYYYYYYY~
btw im generally considered 18 already. like, here we count your birth as one year old, because we think the nearly-a-year your mom carried you counts towards your age too. so, we were born 1 year old, but then legally im still 17.