#shitchosting on cohost

#shitchosting

also: #shitpost, #shitposting, #shitchost, #shitposts

Vox Valentine @VoxValentine8/15/2024, 5:02 AM

me: ha ha yayyyyy babe, you're so strong when you carry meeeee
Containment Robot: [SPECIMEN SECURED. CONTAINING SPECIMEN]
me: oh gosh I love you too, thank you honey!
Containment Robot: [angry beeping]
The other scientists: for fuck's sake, fight back against that thing!
me: noooooo she hasn't even broken my legs yet...
[snap]
me: [deliriously] YAAAYYYYYYY~

#shitchost #The Cohost Global Feed #The Global Cohost Feed #abiotic factor

The Iron Ragdoll @The-Iron-Ragdoll8/15/2024, 4:59 AM

I thought of a banger birthday message for when I turn 18. It's so fucking banger. I can't wait to share it, but at the same time I'm scared

btw im generally considered 18 already. like, here we count your birth as one year old, because we think the nearly-a-year your mom carried you counts towards your age too. so, we were born 1 year old, but then legally im still 17.

#shitpost

🪄💫 البسكوته 🐮@BiscuitAWitch8/15/2024, 4:23 AM

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Malibu Apo-Stacey @ValerieElysee8/15/2024, 3:56 AM

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