"Is this Microsoft?"

“I don’t know who you are. I don’t know why you did what you did. If you are looking for data to harvest I can tell you I don't have any interesting details to extract, but what I do have is a very particular kind of spite. Spite I have acquired over a very long tenure of using your products. Spite that makes me a nightmare for executives like you. If you completely remove CoPilot AI from my computer now, and never install that shit again without my permission, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you. I will find you. And I will immediately, magically teleport you to the absolute bottom of the Mariana Trench.”