A kangaroo is like if you took a bunny's character creation menu and put a bunch of random sliders up to their maximum.
#shitchosting
also: #shitpost, #shitposting, #shitchost, #shitposts
Just remember once you get big enough, you won't be able to breathe earth's air. Something big girls tend to forget. 
All this pisscourse makes me wonder: if shitposts are intentionally bad posts, what are pissposts? We need pissposts too.