Might become the Director of Patient Services at a major state locked facility. As per my usual, I 100% stumbled into this, this last week. Been a rollercoaster of travel and interviews, but that's all done now. Fingers crossed as I wait for an answer. It'd mean a big move to SoCal, but I'd basically triple my salary now.

I mean how do you top this?
Next thing I know I'll be sponsored by Lord Buckethead himself.

PARTNER: Wait, Yu-Gi-Oh's hair isn't blonde?
ME: No, he just bleaches his "slut strands" platinum blonde and his naturally black hair is spiked and then the edges of those spikes are dyed a reddish pink, and when he becomes Yami Yugi, some of the thin blonde strands are pinned to his natural spikes.