I mean how do you top this?
Next thing I know I'll be sponsored by Lord Buckethead himself.

PARTNER: Wait, Yu-Gi-Oh's hair isn't blonde?
ME: No, he just bleaches his "slut strands" platinum blonde and his naturally black hair is spiked and then the edges of those spikes are dyed a reddish pink, and when he becomes Yami Yugi, some of the thin blonde strands are pinned to his natural spikes.

assigned cop at birth