assigned cop at birth

• the devs didn't expect anyone to see their underside, so they just left a default "checkerboard" pattern
• corn snakes survive in the wild by swallowing the computer mice from the tangle of wires in that drawer of random tech stuff in your house
• they're called "corn" snakes because their sense of humor is so corny
• corn snakes have the spiderman power to climb straight up sheer walls with no apparent footholds. that's good, because they don't have any feet!