my toxic trait is i hate gender norms except when i conform to them.
a game i like is called a "girls game"? fuck you, that's such bullshit, there's no such thing! honestly an insulting category.
someone says i have a "male writing style"? *starts blushing and twirling my hair* oh my god that's so cool haha, i didn't even know that. you're so smart and observant for pointing that out

If you break the noodles into small enough pieces you can eat spaghetti and meatballs with a spoon

i dunno man i just think if you're front row at a gig and you're literally standing there with your phone out going :) at the performer you should be dragged into the street and pelted with bricks

thanks cohost for blowing the photo up to illegible sizes like i know you will