If you break the noodles into small enough pieces you can eat spaghetti and meatballs with a spoon

i dunno man i just think if you're front row at a gig and you're literally standing there with your phone out going :) at the performer you should be dragged into the street and pelted with bricks

thanks cohost for blowing the photo up to illegible sizes like i know you will

oh my god i'm gonna be rich

i'm gonna start a pasta brand in the shape of little guns and eagles called MAGAroni and it will be made of sawdust and cat shit and i will be a billionaire