They say the world isn't ready for a shortstack president with a fat ass and huge tits

(standing in a room) this room is so policious (equivalent of delicious for a sixth sense that 82% of humans don’t have)

me: this chair is pretty axform right now. that duck statue is way too antaxform though
you: what

(standing in a room) this room is so policious (equivalent of delicious for a sixth sense that 82% of humans don’t have)