"Our top story tonight: 2 weeks after protestors took down and destroyed the local statue of Confederate War hero 'Slaveowner Johnson', city officials are stunned to find a new statue has taken its place. Parkgoers this morning were greeted by a 7 foot tall, solid bronze statue of a busty fox woman, where the previous statue one stood. A new plaque affixed to the pedestal identified the statue as being the work of a local artist, with a link to their caard engraved alongside."
