i’m getting my cock sucked, my balls are hanging low
god i love women, when i see one i say “woah”
yeah this must be a dream, i need some estrogen
and if you’re transgender then i will be your friend
i just took a picture of my weiner
sold it for seventy cents
on the other side the grass is greener
so i’ll jump the fence

AAH AAH AAH MY BALLS
ON THE POST MY PENIS FALLS
I REALLY SHOULD HAVE JUST GONE THROUGH THE GATE
AAH AAH AHH MY BALLS
NOW MY PHONE’S GIVING ME CALLS
AW FUCK IT’S MY MOM WHO I HATE

[priest with a twitch account] go forth, the stream has ended

The Xbox 360 was, of course, named after its specially developed 360-bit processor; an ambitious choice which ended up losing Microsoft enormous amounts of money due to the difficulties of designing and manufacturing the required parts, not to mention the difficulties in creating software for the novel architecture.

Still better than the Xbox One, mind.