all the children in the auditorium are booing and shouting “our reasons for hating you are multifaceted and complex” in unison and it’s really scaring me

did 2006 mitt romney post this?

the sign on my store that says "TRANSGENDER" has mysteriously lost a G. if i don't get it back before daytime tomorrow people are going to think i'm transphobic! i need to do something about this [point-and-click adventure game starts happening]

I hereby pronouns you husband/wife